Swipe left swipe right tap tap tap now yer living right
swipe left swipe right press and hold god damn you so bold
Landscape mode- portrait mode- now try to fold it yeaaaah I wanna refund-
Galaxy what make it explode—
I swear I live in a zombie movie
Night of the living iphones these creatures are so scared of being alone they cant leave their home without their handheld digital pacifier thats right sir I aint no liar
I swear I live in a lame ass movie
where nobody really lives
Instead they like and fav subscribe and tap and swipe and then they be like this unboxing video is so exciting
- really man those words are fighting
watching a live stream of a live stream of guy commenting on a guy reviewing a guy reviewing a trailer for a game live review reaction porn where people whisper in the dark and talk to me like I’m a fucking baby born yes they also have it for ladies worn half torn low cut shirts I’m watching for the content not the tits yeh right fool I hope yer fleshlight doesn’t fit on yer baby dick
Check out my parody of a parody of a trailer of a reaction of a fan sub dub of a playt-hrough flub review its new yet old old yet not new review reaction with pitch correction cause I can’t sing- ring ring ring oh my phone
This is my phone there are many like it but this one is mine
My phone is my best friend it is my life. I must master it as I must master my life-
Without me, my phone is useless without my phone I am useless
Swipe left swipe right tap tap tap now yer living right
swipe left swipe right press and hold god damn you so bold
Landscape mode- portrait mode- now try to fold it yeaaaah I wanna refund-
Galaxy what make it explode—
Livin in the land of the talking dead
Zombies roam round with phones strapped to they heads
neck cranked down towards glowing screens tryna escape physicality
Livin in the land of the textin dead
Zombies roam round and their all on meds
neck cranked down looking at that screen what the fuck do you think yer gonna see
I swear I live in a zombie drive in movie- they are all in cars around me- talking typing fucking swiping- fucking liking fucking fav’ing and not fucking cause their battery is fading- I’m not even playing-
I swear I live in the lamest movie ever made- no real boss moves get made- the hero never gets off his fucking phone he’s too afraid to be alone- he taps he swipes he faves and he likes-
he takes of photo of everything thing he does- without his phone he doesn’t ever budge- if he lost it his underwear would be full of chocolate fudge- then he’d do a review of the bullshit he did just spew- yeh you know its true
he’d cry on cam then get a seven figure deal to do a reality show where he becomes a woman- then he’d do a sex tape with a farm animal and do a book about that -then on pills he’d get fat
then do a reality show about the grey aliens he had to blow to get off coke and back down to earth back to a healthy weight with gods hope- he’d do all this on a hands free- this exciitng motherfucker is so multitasky
Swipe left swipe right tap tap tap now yer living right
swipe left swipe right press and hold god damn you so bold
Landscape mode- portrait mode- now try to fold it yeaaaah I wanna refund-
Galaxy what make it explode—
Livin in the land of the talking dead
Zombies roam round with phones strapped to they heads
neck cranked down towards glowing screens tryna escape physicality
Livin in the land of the textin dead
Zombies roam round and their all on meds
neck cranked down looking at that screen what the fuck do you think yer supposed to see?
All this fame and fortune came to him through the magic of his mobile phone
With it yer never alone
Because the NSA and Mossad are listening to you.
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